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Big Cat lives in Sydney (Nthn). Originally he was a news writer. Then he focused on entertainment. Now his articles are on good news. This is about transformation. Metamorphosis come on!! Spiritually.

Here's a strategy for all you mad keen cycle racers

October 13th 2006 05:02
- What's more, if you time it like exactly right, it will stop that big chested, red headed bitch from catching us up - cool, eh? -


An emailing friend from a Victorian country town told me it, harking from a climate where the cold mornings can be conducive to the sniffles.

Her 20-something daughter had this great strategy for winning races that involved clearing the nasal passages.

"It's so great," she told her mother. "I only take one hand off the handle bars."

The strategy - one finger pressed firmly over the clear nostril and taking a deep breath. Then forcing out through the offending nostril.

W-o-o-s-h with the slippery stuff.

How gross is that?

Big Cat

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Comment by Nina

October 13th 2006 06:27
That is pretty gross. I suppose there has to be some use for the common cold though!

Comment by A cycling correspondent

October 13th 2006 10:54
Blowing ones nose, and navigating a bicycle with the other hand, could possibly be a 'wheel' good way to come a cropper ! Liked the cartoon, regards AB

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